Tuesday pome (2/3/15)
Snacking in a vague attempt
to swell up bigger, like a blimp.
Really not, not quite that big,
stay nimble, able, dance a jig.
If this is aging, is a joke...
put in your pipe and have a smoke…
mostly people gain, blow up...
me am shrinking, small mudblup*!
*inside joke/word
The moral of the Muffin (2/10/15)
Eating muffin, bit my jaw,
can't put nuffing in my maw.
Enforced diet, needed not...
skinny minnie craves a lot.
When in doubt just drink some tea,
though it haves no calorie?
Oh no, better munch some snacks:
choc'late, peanuts. Here's the facts...
Teeths is deadly when you chew
much too quickly, just a few
wounds can make you lose the weight
thus the skinny is your fate.
Moral of the story is
eat more slowly, do not whiz
through your meal, yes, take your time,
specially when you're past your prime!
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